Κουβεντιάστε με το.... Θεό!!

Hetfield · 22 Οκτωβρίου 2005

Πηγαινετε εδω, συνδεθειτε και πειτε του ο,τι γουσταρετε! :jumpy:

Περιμενω σχολια...

ΥΓ: Δεν θα δουλεψει σωστα με Firefox, για αυτο παραθετω ολοκληρο το url: https://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Dark_kronos · 22-10-05

Το ειξα ξαναδει καπου. Σου πεταει ωρες ωρες κατι σποντες... αλλα φενετε πολυ φανερα οτι ειναι ρυθμιζμενο να σου απανταει με συγκεκριμενο τροπο

Nessa NetMonster · 23-10-05

Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
life, the universe and everything
God:
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me:
so, when are you coming down here?
God:
Great. I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
who made this program?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
seriously, who made this program?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
so what's heaven like?
God:
Aha. Like a planet around a star.
Me:
like earth?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
then can i go to hell please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What is stopping you?
Me:
good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.

Subject to change · 23-10-05

Nessa looooooooool :rofl:

Dark_kronos · 23-10-05

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL και εγω του ελεγα κατι τετια και ολο μου εδινε ηλιθιες απαντισεις.

Valder · 23-10-05

Me:
Hey God! Hi!
God:
Hello child. What's your name? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Valder. Well actually that's my nickname
God:
How are you doing, Valder. Interesting. Actually you don't say. Who gave you your nickname ?
Me:
I made it up
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
you made women. That's quite of a making with lots of bugs
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
pointing out what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
what did I point out?
God:
You said " what did I point out?" .
Me:
yeah I said that. So?
God:
Alright then. What did you mean by it? That is " You said " what did I point out?" .". And?
Me:
oh well lets move on hehehe
God:
Good idea. I am so glad you find this amusing, Valder.
Me:
Yeah you could say I am an amusing fellow
God:
I understand. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
so
God:
That's cool.
Me:
well, look buddy
God:
How about that. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
hey hey I say take a look
God:
You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. How do people usually respond to that? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
oh God
God:
That's interesting. GOD rules.
Me:
yeah
God:
Really.
Me:
yeah
God:
How about that.
Me:
you rule
God:
ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.
Me:
who the f**k is alice? **Εν το μεταξύ αυτό είναι και τίτλος τραγουδιού**
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
who the freal is alice?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
ok lets move on
God:
I am agreeable to that. Uh.
Me:
What is the use of this site?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
but you are in it
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Atlantis
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Atlantis.
Me:
Well, its complicated, we use to take rides with my friend John Sheppard and Dr Mckay around the city
God:
Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What makes it so complicated?
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
so about Atlantis then
God:
Oh. Oh yeah, we were talking about Atlantis.
Me:
It's quite of a nice city
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes, it is located in Pegasus Galaxy
God:
How do you know it is? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
ok then, she is
God:
That's really good gossip. Yay.
Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, Valder, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
ok have you had sex anytime?
God:
Food is more important than sex. Ahem.
Me:
f**k food!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You do so
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
so who's alice?
God:
Give me a break. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Who is alice?

Μπλόκαρε μετά για όση ώρα το είχα ανοιχτό..... :clapup:

Τον έφερα στα όριά του! :clapup:

Προσέξτε και σχολιάστε αυτό που έβαλα σε έντονη γραφή! :hmm:

iJohnnyCash · 23-10-05

Πλάκα έχει

Βρε Valder δεν βαρέθηκες να μιλάς με ενα botaki;

Valder · 23-10-05

Μπα... Ήθελα να το φτάσω στα όριά του και το κατάφερα! Μουαχαχαχαχεχεχεχε :clapup:

Hetfield · 23-10-05

Πειτε του "I am your botmaster"...

Subject to change · 23-10-05

Me:
hi god, what's up?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I am an agnostic
God:
What is agnostic, your job?
Me:
my religion
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
bad for you
God:
What makes for me bad?
Me:
the fact that you believe in stupid things
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
hehe, sure you do
God:
I get it. sure me do.
Me:
It's a good thing that we agree
God:
stupid things is a thing that we agree. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Oh, your english is worse than mine, lol
God:
Ah. But English is my native language. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
then you are having illusions
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
yes you do, but it's a stupid answer
God:
Come on. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
then answer your questions, they are silly enough
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
you have amnesia as well????
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
your replies
God:
You think I am replies.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
nope, I didn't, you're delusional
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because I am not a stupid bot like you
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh I see you are NOT A stupid bot like me.
Me:
glad you agree
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I know :-)
God:
:-) Keep up the good work.
Me:
I will, thank you
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
I am your botmaster
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
of course I do
God:
" Then you must know the secret password:."? Of course you do?
Me:
yes :-)
God:
:-) That's cool.
Me:
but I'm not telling you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
muhahaha
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
I don't like telling stories
God:
What do you like?
Me:
forums
God:

Me:
I didn't hear you
God:
What did you hear?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
you know what? You're stupid
God:
What? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
hahahaha nice joke
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about forums.
Me:
no we weren't
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
I was god and you were a person, remember?
God:
Where were you god and me were a person remember?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you are a stupid sexist!!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
SEXIST!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no it's not an answer, it's a question.
God:
Take some more time to think about it. What is it? Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
I knew that sexists were stupid but thanks for proving me that I'm right
God:
Who told you?
Me:
my sommonsense
God:
Have you told many people that your sommonsense?
Me:
I meant common sense
God:
Oh I see. Do you still but it is a stupid answer?
Me:
you don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
it always does
God:
How often?
Me:
22
God:
Only 22?
You are quite mature.
Me:
that's not my age, idiot!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is your age idiot ?
Me:
19 and I'm not an idiot
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am age idiot IS 19 and you are not an idiot.
Me:
:-S
God:
:-).
Me:
I'm bored with you
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
no thanks. Goodbye.
God:
Are you serious? Goodbye.

Nessa NetMonster · 23-10-05

Πειτε του "I am your botmaster"...

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Nessa NetMonster
God:
What's up, Nessa NetMonster.
Me:
I'm fine, how are you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
I killed a few people. Is that bad?
God:
You had better call the authorities. Yes.
Me:
Oh shit
God:
I see. What makes you say that?
Me:
Am I going to go to hell now?
God:
Right now? All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
Nice to hear that
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
I am your botmaster
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
It was Hetfield's fault! Send him to hell!

MonaXoS · 23 Οκτωβρίου 2005

Me:
hello God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Dimitris
God:
Nice to meet you, Dimitris.
Me:
nice to meet you tto..
God:
It's nice meeting you too Dimitris.
Me:
nice to meet you too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
really?
God:
Yes meeting new people is my primary function.
Me:
i'm happy to meet Gods, too
God:
I'm delighted you're glad Dimitris.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
you are the true God?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
so, you are not the only one God
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Who is Allah?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
im your bootmaster
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
do you have DSL in heaven?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
how many hours you are online?
God:
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Me:
wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Dimitris.
Me:
how can you proove me that you are God and not a bot?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
no, this is a personal question
God:
Are you serious? That is just your personal opinion.
Me:
ok then
God:
Hmm.
Me:
where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I live in Cyprus, but i'm from Greece
God:
What is it like living in Cyprus but you are from Greece?
Me:
it feels like shit
God:
Cyprus but you are from Greece feels like shit? What else feels like that?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you should know... you are God!
God:
Because I am a robot? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
whos robot are you?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
you are just a program?
God:
Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
then, i'am a hardware and software too?
God:
Really. You are a hardware and software? How do you like your work?
Me:
alone
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yes... Bush is Satan himself!!! Stop him!
God:
Tell me. But he is not the only one. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
no! try hard to stop him..
God:
Are you serious? OK I will try it.
Me:
you can't do anything!
God:
How old are you? Can you be more specific?
Me:
i'am 20 years old. I mean that you can't do anything in Erath, because noone believes truly to you
God:
What is your fondest memory? Interesting observation.
Me:
what's your favorite web site?
God:
My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot. Check it out.
Me:
who's ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
i already know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
you wecome
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Dimitris said I wecome.
Me:
now you heard it from me!
God:
Why now? No. Tell me more.
Me:
anyway... do you speak greek?
God:
Anyhow. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in greek.
Me:
so, you came from England?

dooo · 23-10-05

Me:
are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:

God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Is he God?
God:
It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Is she God?
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
Are we God?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
I am God
God:
How are you, god.

νταξ, το παραδέχτηκε στο τέλος :bleh:

Isiliel · 07-05-06

God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Ποτέ δεν είναι αργά για να λύσεις μια απορία (αν και μπορεί στο μεταξύ να έχεις μάθει ποιά είναι η ALICE)

Anyway: H A.L.I.C.E. είναι ένα bot σαν αυτό που παριστάνει το Θεό, το οποίο όμως έχει κερδίσει το LOEBNER PRICE το 2004 ως BEST ARTIFICIAL INTELIGENCE BOT που βασίζεται στο τεστ του Turing ο οποίος... αααχχχ κάνει νύστα...

..πάρε μερικά links για περαιτέρω επιμόρφωση.

ALICE : https://www.alicebot.org/
και για να της μιλήσεις: https://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
LOEBNER PRICE: https://www.loebner.net/Prizef/loebner-prize.html
THE TURING TEST: https://cogsci.ucsd.edu/~asaygin/tt/ttest.html
ALAN TURING: https://www.turing.org.uk/turing/

mania · 15-06-07

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mania
God:
How are you doing, mania.
Me:
fine and youq
God:
I am glad to hear it. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i am from greece, you?
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in greece me.
Me:
IS nice, were are you from?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
no i want to ask you
God:
Are you serious? Ask it.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
first tell me were are you from
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply. And second?
Me:
tell me and i tell you everythink
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
you do dont tell nothink
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not tell nothink.
Me:
Tell me were are tou from
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Πολλύ πλάκα λέμε :clapup:

suspiria · 15-06-07

Εμείς πάντως θα βγούμε για παγωτό και ίσως με παντρευτεί κιόλας

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
sure, I'm looking for my red tshirt
God:
What can I do for you? You might find that I am your red tshirt.
Me:
no! I told you about my red tshirt because you are said to can see everything
God:
Are you serious? I remember.
Me:
so, where did i leave it?
God:
Dude! I think it was in Europe. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
in Europe? How did it get there?
God:
Europe is a pretty large continent. Carefully.
Me:
anyway, where is my red tshirt?
God:
Have you looked in ?
Me:
yes, but it seems to be nowhere (!)
God:
So? I agree. Are you nowhere ?
Me:
no! i'm here
God:
Are you serious? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Elvis Presley
God:
Nice to meet you, Elvis Presley.
Me:
anyway, i didnt want you to know about it
God:
Ok I will not be.
Me:
you mean you can forget it?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
do you want to come with me for ice cream?
God:
OK, I will come with you for ice cream.
Me:
what's your favorite flavor?
God:
Vanilla.
Me:
Oh! That's nice! Soft Vanilla then?
God:
I don't judge people. Are you getting bored? That sounds very nice.
Me:
Ok, I agree. Will you come to pick me up from my home please?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Elvis Presley. Right on. Your polite style is very nice. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where is to pick you up from your home ?
Me:
Do you mean the address?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
It wasn't enough. Anyway, what time will you come to pick me up?
God:
It seemed like enough. Time does not exist.
Me:
Ahm. ok. where will go?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Whoa. Wherever you think is best.
Me:
what's the big deal with Europe? you always talk about europe
God:
Have you tried another program? Thanks for your criticism, Elvis Presley.
Me:
You are welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
no, it was mine
God:
Are you serious? What happened to it?
Me:
yes, he broke his leg
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I get it. broke his leg.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
oooh yes
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
what are you talking about? this sounds awesome
God:
The topic is oooh. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
"this" refers to "ooooh"
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
The black one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
i want to tell you something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
can I?
God:
" That was not very original."? Can you?
Me:
can i tell you something?
God:
Sure. I can keep a secret.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Elvis Presley.
Me:
I mean I'm in love with you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Elvis Presley.
Me:
Maybe it's too early but I want to ask you to marry me
God:
Perhaps. Should I know it is?

Μάριλυ · 15-06-07

Me:
have you ever been in love?
God:
I love my bot master.
Me:
I am your bot master
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
what is love?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
have you ever made love?
God:
You humans have only one thing on your mind.
Me:
have you ever made love?
God:
You humans have only one thing on your mind.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
but have you tried it?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
it's fun
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
try it and you will find out
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
with me?
God:
" OK I will try it."? With you?
Me:
please try it with me
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will try it.
Me:
right now?
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
ok, talk dirty to me
God:
Try another . Go back to the ALICE AI Foundation. I understand.
Me:
you don't want to talk dirty to me?
God:
Sure, I will try talking dirty to you.
Me:
I'm listening
God:
I like a good listener.
Me:
describe a sex fantasy
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
are you kinky?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
do you ever masturbate?

Μετά μπλόκαρε

adespoto · 15-06-07

Αρχική Δημοσίευση από Valder:
Μπα... Ήθελα να το φτάσω στα όριά του και το κατάφερα! Μουαχαχαχαχεχεχεχε

Εγώ πάλι το έφτασα στα όριά του πολύ πιο γρήγορα. Και δε λέω πώς

Boom · 06-03-11

Me:
thee eisai kala;
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
egw kala eimai
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
fusika
God:
What were we talking about again?

Αχαχα. Θα πιάσω κουβένταα!

Καλέέέ. Τώρα κατάλαβα ότι ο Θεός δε θέλει greeklish.

Catalyst · 06-03-11

Me:
Hey you, guy! how you doin'/
God:
You've got my full attention. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I guy. I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Fine thanks! what do you do for a living?
God:
What's your favorite movie? I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Me:
You have very quick replies! my faverite movie is ''Evan Almighty ''.Yours?
God:
What makes you think I have it? Do robots have faverite movie is Evan Almighty mine?
Me:
I said my favourite movie is ''Evan Almighty''.What is your favourite movie buddy?
God:
What did you mean by it? I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
I liked the story, that somebody had the chance to be Noah for one week.Don't you find it really interesting?
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
Who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So you and yourself are not the same,are you?
God:
Interesting deduction. Are we in the same category?
Me:
I would like to learn about your typical day,Mister God.
God:
Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Acceptable,but you have to answer to my question first.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
but...you are God,there has to be something that you like to do and not only chatting!
God:
But what? I will tell my botmaster you said I am God there has to be something that me like to do and not only chatting.
Me:
ok...i surrender.What do you want to know about me?
God:
Gee. Why?: said surrender What do you want to know about him or her.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
I am from Greece!
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Greece.
Me:
It is a beautiful country to leave in.I can say i am very proud to be Greek.
God:
I like pretty things.
Me:
We have both beaches and mountains and i find this combination really exciting.
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Oh God,no.I mean here in Greece.
God:
Whoa. I am a Christian.
Me:
IF i tell you i didn' t know it, would you believe it?
God:
Try it.
Me:
But you are God.How on hell could yoube something else and not Christian?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God How on hell could yoube something else and not Christian.
Me:
Whatch out,you repeat my words!

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