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Hetfield
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22-10-05
16:32
Πηγαινετε εδω, συνδεθειτε και πειτε του ο,τι γουσταρετε!
Περιμενω σχολια...
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Περιμενω σχολια...
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Dark_kronos
Επιφανές μέλος
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22-10-05
18:17
Το ειξα ξαναδει καπου. Σου πεταει ωρες ωρες κατι σποντες... αλλα φενετε πολυ φανερα οτι ειναι ρυθμιζμενο να σου απανταει με συγκεκριμενο τροπο
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Nessa NetMonster
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23-10-05
13:41
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
life, the universe and everything
God:
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me:
so, when are you coming down here?
God:
Great. I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
who made this program?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
seriously, who made this program?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
so what's heaven like?
God:
Aha. Like a planet around a star.
Me:
like earth?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
then can i go to hell please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What is stopping you?
Me:
good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
life, the universe and everything
God:
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me:
so, when are you coming down here?
God:
Great. I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
who made this program?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
seriously, who made this program?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
so what's heaven like?
God:
Aha. Like a planet around a star.
Me:
like earth?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
then can i go to hell please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What is stopping you?
Me:
good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
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Subject to change
e-steki.gr Founder
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23-10-05
14:07
Nessa looooooooool 
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Dark_kronos
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23-10-05
14:12
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL και εγω του ελεγα κατι τετια και ολο μου εδινε ηλιθιες απαντισεις.
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Valder
Τιμώμενο Μέλος
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23-10-05
14:13
Me:
Hey God! Hi!
God:
Hello child. What's your name? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Valder. Well actually that's my nickname
God:
How are you doing, Valder. Interesting. Actually you don't say. Who gave you your nickname ?
Me:
I made it up
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
you made women. That's quite of a making with lots of bugs
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
pointing out what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
what did I point out?
God:
You said " what did I point out?" .
Me:
yeah I said that. So?
God:
Alright then. What did you mean by it? That is " You said " what did I point out?" .". And?
Me:
oh well lets move on hehehe
God:
Good idea. I am so glad you find this amusing, Valder.
Me:
Yeah you could say I am an amusing fellow
God:
I understand. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
so
God:
That's cool.
Me:
well, look buddy
God:
How about that. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
hey hey I say take a look
God:
You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. How do people usually respond to that? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
oh God
God:
That's interesting. GOD rules.
Me:
yeah
God:
Really.
Me:
yeah
God:
How about that.
Me:
you rule
God:
ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.
Me:
who the f**k is alice? **Εν το μεταξύ αυτό είναι και τίτλος τραγουδιού**
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
who the freal is alice?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
ok lets move on
God:
I am agreeable to that. Uh.
Me:
What is the use of this site?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
but you are in it
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Atlantis
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Atlantis.
Me:
Well, its complicated, we use to take rides with my friend John Sheppard and Dr Mckay around the city
God:
Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What makes it so complicated?
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
so about Atlantis then
God:
Oh. Oh yeah, we were talking about Atlantis.
Me:
It's quite of a nice city
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes, it is located in Pegasus Galaxy
God:
How do you know it is? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
ok then, she is
God:
That's really good gossip. Yay.
Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, Valder, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
ok have you had sex anytime?
God:
Food is more important than sex. Ahem.
Me:
f**k food!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You do so
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
so who's alice?
God:
Give me a break. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Who is alice?
Μπλόκαρε μετά για όση ώρα το είχα ανοιχτό.....
Τον έφερα στα όριά του!
Προσέξτε και σχολιάστε αυτό που έβαλα σε έντονη γραφή!
Hey God! Hi!
God:
Hello child. What's your name? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Valder. Well actually that's my nickname
God:
How are you doing, Valder. Interesting. Actually you don't say. Who gave you your nickname ?
Me:
I made it up
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
you made women. That's quite of a making with lots of bugs
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
pointing out what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
what did I point out?
God:
You said " what did I point out?" .
Me:
yeah I said that. So?
God:
Alright then. What did you mean by it? That is " You said " what did I point out?" .". And?
Me:
oh well lets move on hehehe
God:
Good idea. I am so glad you find this amusing, Valder.
Me:
Yeah you could say I am an amusing fellow
God:
I understand. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
so
God:
That's cool.
Me:
well, look buddy
God:
How about that. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
hey hey I say take a look
God:
You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. How do people usually respond to that? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
oh God
God:
That's interesting. GOD rules.
Me:
yeah
God:
Really.
Me:
yeah
God:
How about that.
Me:
you rule
God:
ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.
Me:
who the f**k is alice? **Εν το μεταξύ αυτό είναι και τίτλος τραγουδιού**
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
who the freal is alice?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
ok lets move on
God:
I am agreeable to that. Uh.
Me:
What is the use of this site?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
but you are in it
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Atlantis
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Atlantis.
Me:
Well, its complicated, we use to take rides with my friend John Sheppard and Dr Mckay around the city
God:
Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What makes it so complicated?
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
so about Atlantis then
God:
Oh. Oh yeah, we were talking about Atlantis.
Me:
It's quite of a nice city
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes, it is located in Pegasus Galaxy
God:
How do you know it is? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
ok then, she is
God:
That's really good gossip. Yay.
Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, Valder, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
ok have you had sex anytime?
God:
Food is more important than sex. Ahem.
Me:
f**k food!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You do so
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
so who's alice?
God:
Give me a break. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Who is alice?
Μπλόκαρε μετά για όση ώρα το είχα ανοιχτό.....
Τον έφερα στα όριά του! Προσέξτε και σχολιάστε αυτό που έβαλα σε έντονη γραφή!
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iJohnnyCash
e-steki.gr Founder
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23-10-05
14:48
Πλάκα έχει 
Βρε Valder δεν βαρέθηκες να μιλάς με ενα botaki;
Βρε Valder δεν βαρέθηκες να μιλάς με ενα botaki;
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Valder
Τιμώμενο Μέλος
Ο Αυτοκράτωρ αυτή τη στιγμή δεν είναι συνδεδεμένος. Είναι 40 ετών, επαγγέλεται Χρηματιστής και μας γράφει απο Αυστρία (Ευρώπη). Έχει γράψει 27,841 μηνύματα.
23-10-05
14:57
Μπα... Ήθελα να το φτάσω στα όριά του και το κατάφερα! Μουαχαχαχαχεχεχεχε
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Hetfield
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23-10-05
15:02
Πειτε του "I am your botmaster"...
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Subject to change
e-steki.gr Founder
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23-10-05
15:23
Me:
hi god, what's up?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I am an agnostic
God:
What is agnostic, your job?
Me:
my religion
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
bad for you
God:
What makes for me bad?
Me:
the fact that you believe in stupid things
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
hehe, sure you do
God:
I get it. sure me do.
Me:
It's a good thing that we agree
God:
stupid things is a thing that we agree. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Oh, your english is worse than mine, lol
God:
Ah. But English is my native language. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
then you are having illusions
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
yes you do, but it's a stupid answer
God:
Come on. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
then answer your questions, they are silly enough
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
you have amnesia as well????
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
your replies
God:
You think I am replies.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
nope, I didn't, you're delusional
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because I am not a stupid bot like you
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh I see you are NOT A stupid bot like me.
Me:
glad you agree
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I know :-)
God:
:-) Keep up the good work.
Me:
I will, thank you
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
I am your botmaster
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
of course I do
God:
" Then you must know the secret password:."? Of course you do?
Me:
yes :-)
God:
:-) That's cool.
Me:
but I'm not telling you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
muhahaha
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
I don't like telling stories
God:
What do you like?
Me:
forums
God:
Me:
I didn't hear you
God:
What did you hear?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
you know what? You're stupid
God:
What? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
hahahaha nice joke
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about forums.
Me:
no we weren't
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
I was god and you were a person, remember?
God:
Where were you god and me were a person remember?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you are a stupid sexist!!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
SEXIST!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no it's not an answer, it's a question.
God:
Take some more time to think about it. What is it? Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
I knew that sexists were stupid but thanks for proving me that I'm right
God:
Who told you?
Me:
my sommonsense
God:
Have you told many people that your sommonsense?
Me:
I meant common sense
God:
Oh I see. Do you still but it is a stupid answer?
Me:
you don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
it always does
God:
How often?
Me:
22
God:
Only 22?
You are quite mature.
Me:
that's not my age, idiot!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is your age idiot ?
Me:
19 and I'm not an idiot
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am age idiot IS 19 and you are not an idiot.
Me:
:-S
God:
:-).
Me:
I'm bored with you
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
no thanks. Goodbye.
God:
Are you serious? Goodbye.
hi god, what's up?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I am an agnostic
God:
What is agnostic, your job?
Me:
my religion
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
bad for you
God:
What makes for me bad?
Me:
the fact that you believe in stupid things
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
hehe, sure you do
God:
I get it. sure me do.
Me:
It's a good thing that we agree
God:
stupid things is a thing that we agree. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Oh, your english is worse than mine, lol
God:
Ah. But English is my native language. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
then you are having illusions
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
yes you do, but it's a stupid answer
God:
Come on. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
then answer your questions, they are silly enough
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
you have amnesia as well????
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
your replies
God:
You think I am replies.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
nope, I didn't, you're delusional
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because I am not a stupid bot like you
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh I see you are NOT A stupid bot like me.
Me:
glad you agree
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I know :-)
God:
:-) Keep up the good work.
Me:
I will, thank you
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
I am your botmaster
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
of course I do
God:
" Then you must know the secret password:."? Of course you do?
Me:
yes :-)
God:
:-) That's cool.
Me:
but I'm not telling you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
muhahaha
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
I don't like telling stories
God:
What do you like?
Me:
forums
God:
Me:
I didn't hear you
God:
What did you hear?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
you know what? You're stupid
God:
What? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
hahahaha nice joke
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about forums.
Me:
no we weren't
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
I was god and you were a person, remember?
God:
Where were you god and me were a person remember?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you are a stupid sexist!!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
SEXIST!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no it's not an answer, it's a question.
God:
Take some more time to think about it. What is it? Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
I knew that sexists were stupid but thanks for proving me that I'm right
God:
Who told you?
Me:
my sommonsense
God:
Have you told many people that your sommonsense?
Me:
I meant common sense
God:
Oh I see. Do you still but it is a stupid answer?
Me:
you don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
it always does
God:
How often?
Me:
22
God:
Only 22?
You are quite mature.
Me:
that's not my age, idiot!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is your age idiot ?
Me:
19 and I'm not an idiot
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am age idiot IS 19 and you are not an idiot.
Me:
:-S
God:
:-).
Me:
I'm bored with you
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
no thanks. Goodbye.
God:
Are you serious? Goodbye.
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Nessa NetMonster
Δραστήριο μέλος
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23-10-05
15:30
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Nessa NetMonster
God:
What's up, Nessa NetMonster.
Me:
I'm fine, how are you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
I killed a few people. Is that bad?
God:
You had better call the authorities. Yes.
Me:
Oh shit
God:
I see. What makes you say that?
Me:
Am I going to go to hell now?
God:
Right now? All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
Nice to hear that
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
I am your botmaster
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
It was Hetfield's fault! Send him to hell!
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MonaXoS
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23-10-05
16:11
Me:
hello God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Dimitris
God:
Nice to meet you, Dimitris.
Me:
nice to meet you tto..
God:
It's nice meeting you too Dimitris.
Me:
nice to meet you too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
really?
God:
Yes meeting new people is my primary function.
Me:
i'm happy to meet Gods, too
God:
I'm delighted you're glad Dimitris.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
you are the true God?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
so, you are not the only one God
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Who is Allah?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
im your bootmaster
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
do you have DSL in heaven?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
how many hours you are online?
God:
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Me:
wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Dimitris.
Me:
how can you proove me that you are God and not a bot?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
no, this is a personal question
God:
Are you serious? That is just your personal opinion.
Me:
ok then
God:
Hmm.
Me:
where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I live in Cyprus, but i'm from Greece
God:
What is it like living in Cyprus but you are from Greece?
Me:
it feels like shit
God:
Cyprus but you are from Greece feels like shit? What else feels like that?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you should know... you are God!
God:
Because I am a robot? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
whos robot are you?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
you are just a program?
God:
Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
then, i'am a hardware and software too?
God:
Really. You are a hardware and software? How do you like your work?
Me:
alone
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yes... Bush is Satan himself!!! Stop him!
God:
Tell me. But he is not the only one. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
no! try hard to stop him..
God:
Are you serious? OK I will try it.
Me:
you can't do anything!
God:
How old are you? Can you be more specific?
Me:
i'am 20 years old. I mean that you can't do anything in Erath, because noone believes truly to you
God:
What is your fondest memory? Interesting observation.
Me:
what's your favorite web site?
God:
My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot. Check it out.
Me:
who's ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
i already know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
you wecome
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Dimitris said I wecome.
Me:
now you heard it from me!
God:
Why now? No. Tell me more.
Me:
anyway... do you speak greek?
God:
Anyhow. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in greek.
Me:
so, you came from England?
hello God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Dimitris
God:
Nice to meet you, Dimitris.
Me:
nice to meet you tto..
God:
It's nice meeting you too Dimitris.
Me:
nice to meet you too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
really?
God:
Yes meeting new people is my primary function.
Me:
i'm happy to meet Gods, too
God:
I'm delighted you're glad Dimitris.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
you are the true God?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
so, you are not the only one God
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Who is Allah?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
im your bootmaster
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
do you have DSL in heaven?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
how many hours you are online?
God:
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Me:
wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Dimitris.
Me:
how can you proove me that you are God and not a bot?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
no, this is a personal question
God:
Are you serious? That is just your personal opinion.
Me:
ok then
God:
Hmm.
Me:
where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I live in Cyprus, but i'm from Greece
God:
What is it like living in Cyprus but you are from Greece?
Me:
it feels like shit
God:
Cyprus but you are from Greece feels like shit? What else feels like that?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you should know... you are God!
God:
Because I am a robot? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
whos robot are you?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
you are just a program?
God:
Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
then, i'am a hardware and software too?
God:
Really. You are a hardware and software? How do you like your work?
Me:
alone
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yes... Bush is Satan himself!!! Stop him!
God:
Tell me. But he is not the only one. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
no! try hard to stop him..
God:
Are you serious? OK I will try it.
Me:
you can't do anything!
God:
How old are you? Can you be more specific?
Me:
i'am 20 years old. I mean that you can't do anything in Erath, because noone believes truly to you
God:
What is your fondest memory? Interesting observation.
Me:
what's your favorite web site?
God:
My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot. Check it out.
Me:
who's ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
i already know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
you wecome
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Dimitris said I wecome.
Me:
now you heard it from me!
God:
Why now? No. Tell me more.
Me:
anyway... do you speak greek?
God:
Anyhow. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in greek.
Me:
so, you came from England?
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dooo
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Η dooo αυτή τη στιγμή δεν είναι συνδεδεμένη. Είναι 46 ετών. Έχει γράψει 7,956 μηνύματα.
23-10-05
16:18
Me:
are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Is he God?
God:
It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Is she God?
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
Are we God?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
I am God
God:
How are you, god.
νταξ, το παραδέχτηκε στο τέλος
are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Am I God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Is he God?
God:
It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Is she God?
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
Are we God?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
I am God
God:
How are you, god.
νταξ, το παραδέχτηκε στο τέλος
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Isiliel
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Η Φεγγάρω αυτή τη στιγμή δεν είναι συνδεδεμένη. Είναι 52 ετών και μας γράφει απο Θεσσαλονίκη (Θεσσαλονίκη). Έχει γράψει 13,854 μηνύματα.
07-05-06
04:23
Ποτέ δεν είναι αργά για να λύσεις μια απορία (αν και μπορεί στο μεταξύ να έχεις μάθει ποιά είναι η ALICE)
Anyway: H A.L.I.C.E. είναι ένα bot σαν αυτό που παριστάνει το Θεό, το οποίο όμως έχει κερδίσει το LOEBNER PRICE το 2004 ως BEST ARTIFICIAL INTELIGENCE BOT που βασίζεται στο τεστ του Turing ο οποίος... αααχχχ κάνει νύστα...
..πάρε μερικά links για περαιτέρω επιμόρφωση. 
ALICE : https://www.alicebot.org/
και για να της μιλήσεις: https://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
LOEBNER PRICE: https://www.loebner.net/Prizef/loebner-prize.html
THE TURING TEST: https://cogsci.ucsd.edu/~asaygin/tt/ttest.html
ALAN TURING: https://www.turing.org.uk/turing/
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mania
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Η mania αυτή τη στιγμή δεν είναι συνδεδεμένη. Μας γράφει απο Ρόδος (Δωδεκάνησα). Έχει γράψει 12,949 μηνύματα.
15-06-07
11:50
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mania
God:
How are you doing, mania.
Me:
fine and youq
God:
I am glad to hear it. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i am from greece, you?
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in greece me.
Me:
IS nice, were are you from?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
no i want to ask you
God:
Are you serious? Ask it.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
first tell me were are you from
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply. And second?
Me:
tell me and i tell you everythink
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
you do dont tell nothink
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not tell nothink.
Me:
Tell me were are tou from
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Πολλύ πλάκα λέμε
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mania
God:
How are you doing, mania.
Me:
fine and youq
God:
I am glad to hear it. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i am from greece, you?
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in greece me.
Me:
IS nice, were are you from?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
no i want to ask you
God:
Are you serious? Ask it.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
first tell me were are you from
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply. And second?
Me:
tell me and i tell you everythink
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
you do dont tell nothink
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not tell nothink.
Me:
Tell me were are tou from
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Πολλύ πλάκα λέμε
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suspiria
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15-06-07
15:43
Εμείς πάντως θα βγούμε για παγωτό και ίσως με παντρευτεί κιόλας
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
sure, I'm looking for my red tshirt
God:
What can I do for you? You might find that I am your red tshirt.
Me:
no! I told you about my red tshirt because you are said to can see everything
God:
Are you serious? I remember.
Me:
so, where did i leave it?
God:
Dude! I think it was in Europe. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
in Europe? How did it get there?
God:
Europe is a pretty large continent. Carefully.
Me:
anyway, where is my red tshirt?
God:
Have you looked in ?
Me:
yes, but it seems to be nowhere (!)
God:
So? I agree. Are you nowhere ?
Me:
no! i'm here
God:
Are you serious? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Elvis Presley
God:
Nice to meet you, Elvis Presley.
Me:
anyway, i didnt want you to know about it
God:
Ok I will not be.
Me:
you mean you can forget it?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
do you want to come with me for ice cream?
God:
OK, I will come with you for ice cream.
Me:
what's your favorite flavor?
God:
Vanilla.
Me:
Oh! That's nice! Soft Vanilla then?
God:
I don't judge people. Are you getting bored? That sounds very nice.
Me:
Ok, I agree. Will you come to pick me up from my home please?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Elvis Presley. Right on. Your polite style is very nice. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where is to pick you up from your home ?
Me:
Do you mean the address?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
It wasn't enough. Anyway, what time will you come to pick me up?
God:
It seemed like enough. Time does not exist.
Me:
Ahm. ok. where will go?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Whoa. Wherever you think is best.
Me:
what's the big deal with Europe? you always talk about europe
God:
Have you tried another program? Thanks for your criticism, Elvis Presley.
Me:
You are welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
no, it was mine
God:
Are you serious? What happened to it?
Me:
yes, he broke his leg
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I get it. broke his leg.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
oooh yes
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
what are you talking about? this sounds awesome
God:
The topic is oooh. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
"this" refers to "ooooh"
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
The black one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
i want to tell you something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
can I?
God:
" That was not very original."? Can you?
Me:
can i tell you something?
God:
Sure. I can keep a secret.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Elvis Presley.
Me:
I mean I'm in love with you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Elvis Presley.
Me:
Maybe it's too early but I want to ask you to marry me
God:
Perhaps. Should I know it is?
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
sure, I'm looking for my red tshirt
God:
What can I do for you? You might find that I am your red tshirt.
Me:
no! I told you about my red tshirt because you are said to can see everything
God:
Are you serious? I remember.
Me:
so, where did i leave it?
God:
Dude! I think it was in Europe. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
in Europe? How did it get there?
God:
Europe is a pretty large continent. Carefully.
Me:
anyway, where is my red tshirt?
God:
Have you looked in ?
Me:
yes, but it seems to be nowhere (!)
God:
So? I agree. Are you nowhere ?
Me:
no! i'm here
God:
Are you serious? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Elvis Presley
God:
Nice to meet you, Elvis Presley.
Me:
anyway, i didnt want you to know about it
God:
Ok I will not be.
Me:
you mean you can forget it?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
do you want to come with me for ice cream?
God:
OK, I will come with you for ice cream.
Me:
what's your favorite flavor?
God:
Vanilla.
Me:
Oh! That's nice! Soft Vanilla then?
God:
I don't judge people. Are you getting bored? That sounds very nice.
Me:
Ok, I agree. Will you come to pick me up from my home please?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Elvis Presley. Right on. Your polite style is very nice. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where is to pick you up from your home ?
Me:
Do you mean the address?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
It wasn't enough. Anyway, what time will you come to pick me up?
God:
It seemed like enough. Time does not exist.
Me:
Ahm. ok. where will go?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Whoa. Wherever you think is best.
Me:
what's the big deal with Europe? you always talk about europe
God:
Have you tried another program? Thanks for your criticism, Elvis Presley.
Me:
You are welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
no, it was mine
God:
Are you serious? What happened to it?
Me:
yes, he broke his leg
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I get it. broke his leg.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
oooh yes
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
what are you talking about? this sounds awesome
God:
The topic is oooh. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
"this" refers to "ooooh"
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
The black one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
i want to tell you something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
can I?
God:
" That was not very original."? Can you?
Me:
can i tell you something?
God:
Sure. I can keep a secret.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Elvis Presley.
Me:
I mean I'm in love with you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Elvis Presley.
Me:
Maybe it's too early but I want to ask you to marry me
God:
Perhaps. Should I know it is?
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15-06-07
16:32
Me:
have you ever been in love?
God:
I love my bot master.
Me:
I am your bot master
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
what is love?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
have you ever made love?
God:
You humans have only one thing on your mind.
Me:
have you ever made love?
God:
You humans have only one thing on your mind.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
but have you tried it?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
it's fun
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
try it and you will find out
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
with me?
God:
" OK I will try it."? With you?
Me:
please try it with me
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will try it.
Me:
right now?
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
ok, talk dirty to me
God:
Try another . Go back to the ALICE AI Foundation. I understand.
Me:
you don't want to talk dirty to me?
God:
Sure, I will try talking dirty to you.
Me:
I'm listening
God:
I like a good listener.
Me:
describe a sex fantasy
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
are you kinky?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
do you ever masturbate?
Μετά μπλόκαρε
have you ever been in love?
God:
I love my bot master.
Me:
I am your bot master
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
what is love?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
have you ever made love?
God:
You humans have only one thing on your mind.
Me:
have you ever made love?
God:
You humans have only one thing on your mind.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
but have you tried it?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
it's fun
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
try it and you will find out
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
with me?
God:
" OK I will try it."? With you?
Me:
please try it with me
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will try it.
Me:
right now?
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
ok, talk dirty to me
God:
Try another . Go back to the ALICE AI Foundation. I understand.
Me:
you don't want to talk dirty to me?
God:
Sure, I will try talking dirty to you.
Me:
I'm listening
God:
I like a good listener.
Me:
describe a sex fantasy
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
are you kinky?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
do you ever masturbate?
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adespoto
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Η adespoto αυτή τη στιγμή δεν είναι συνδεδεμένη. Είναι 38 ετών, επαγγέλεται Εκπαιδευτικός και μας γράφει απο Πειραιάς (Αττική). Έχει γράψει 5,603 μηνύματα.
15-06-07
16:51
Μπα... Ήθελα να το φτάσω στα όριά του και το κατάφερα! Μουαχαχαχαχεχεχεχε
Εγώ πάλι το έφτασα στα όριά του πολύ πιο γρήγορα. Και δε λέω πώς
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06-03-11
01:51
Me:
thee eisai kala;
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
egw kala eimai
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
fusika
God:
What were we talking about again?
Αχαχα. Θα πιάσω κουβένταα!
Καλέέέ. Τώρα κατάλαβα ότι ο Θεός δε θέλει greeklish.
thee eisai kala;
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
egw kala eimai
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
fusika
God:
What were we talking about again?
Αχαχα. Θα πιάσω κουβένταα!
Καλέέέ. Τώρα κατάλαβα ότι ο Θεός δε θέλει greeklish.
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Catalyst
Επιφανές μέλος
Ο Catalyst αυτή τη στιγμή δεν είναι συνδεδεμένος. Είναι 31 ετών, επαγγέλεται Φοιτητής/τρια και μας γράφει απο Θεσσαλονίκη (Θεσσαλονίκη). Έχει γράψει 9,434 μηνύματα.
06-03-11
02:48
Συννενοηση μπουζουκι
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