Eric Cartman
"shut the fuck up you fucking jew" (αναφερόμενος στον εβραίο φίλο του)
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the "f" word?
Cartman: "Jew"?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (muffled) Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck-fuck-fuck!
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
(everyone gasps)
Mr. Garrison: (yells) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was…
(picks up a megaphone; voice amplified) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
(Mr. Garrison stares)
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
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