Reasons to date a Biochemist:
1. We know how to handle hot items
2. We have all the right elements
3. We like Anal. Chemistry
4. We know that the TATA-box isn't the name of a gay night club
5. We know all about heat/fluid transfer
6. We are always willing to experiment
7. We are experts on sexual selection and reproduction
8. We do everything 10x 40x 100x times bigger and better
9. We are trained to follow instructions with perfect accuracy
10. We look sexy in our labcoats
11. We like to get into your genes
12. We do it on the table ... periodically
13. We know that if I'm the conjugated acid and you're the conjugated base we better hook up and create conjugated pairs
14. We titrate all the way to your endpoint
15. We convert that kinetic energy to heat and friction
16. We excite you into a higher state
17. We know that according to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me
18. We're so hot, we denature your proteins
19. Our orbitals are hybridized and always ready to bond
