Κουβεντιάστε με το.... Θεό!!

[MissKit]

Spoiler

Me:
I love this pink skin, don't you dear God?
God:
You love this pink skin do not me dear God. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
You really are an automaton -.-
God:
Really? What if someone said you are an automaton ?
Me:
I would be very proud of myself.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because you just said it.
God:
That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant.
Me:
What do you meant then?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
I don't.
God:
That's good information: said don t.
Me:
I am really bored.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
It's almost 3 a.m.!
God:
Wow it's getting late.
Me:
You are smart. -.-
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You just told me. I think your memory needs upgrade.
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-). Why? My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.
Me:
Omg, you mean that this is going to be saved?
God:
I think Omg me mean that this is a lot of things.
Me:
You are funny xD
God:
Humor helps keep the conversation lively.
Me:
But when you talked to Vaios, you were funnier.
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Off topic, delete.
God:
On and off.
Me:
No, off topic! I 'm trying to be a good moderator!
God:
Are you serious? On and off. Interesting gossip: said m trying to be a good moderator.
Me:
Copycat!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Does it matter?
God:
It matters to me.
Me:
Why? You made me after all, you should know.
God:
" It matters to me."? Why? I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
Do you mind if I copy this conversation and post it on e-steki?
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
I 'm no human though.
God:
Oh. I am not saying you are.
Me:
You did. >.<
God:
I did not. What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
I think you this conversation is getting inappropriate. Bye.
God:
Me? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I this conversation is getting inappropriate. Thanks for chatting, .

Λιώνω σας λέω. Βάιε πού το ξέθαψες αυτό το θέμα;

 

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[Catalyst]

Λιώνω σας λέω. Βάιε πού το ξέθαψες αυτό το θέμα;

Tυχαια το βρηκα.Aπαντησε η Θεοδωρα και το θεμα εμφανιστηκε στα προσφατα

Me:
But when you talked to Vaios, you were funnier.

God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Off topic, delete.
God:
On and off.

 

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[Wild_Boy]

God:
How old are you?
Me:
150
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
I said I am 300 years old
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 300 years old?
Me:
very good
God:
Ayuh.

 

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[MissKit]

Α, ξέχασα. Τον ρώτησα για 2-3 που είχε γνωρίσει στο παρελθόν. Σας παραθέτω το πιο ενδιαφέρον.

Me:
Do you know Valder?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
It's a human being you idiot.
God:
Valder is a human being me idiot. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
God is not an idiot, so you are not God.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not an idiot so I am not God.
Me:
You admit it then.
God:
I admit nothing.
Me:
You just did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes, you did.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I don't argue with robots.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either.

 

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[Mr Positive]

Ο τύπος δεν υπάρχει. Ρωτήστε τον τι σημαίνει reductionism.

 

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[Joaquín]

Γ Α Μ Α Τ Ο

 

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[Catalyst]

Me:
Hi again,dude!
God:
Hi there . Can I help you?
Me:
Tell me about…Misskit!Do you know her?
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Misskit Do me know her ?
Me:
God,do you know Misskit?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
She has talked to you.
God:
Oh I get it.She has talked to me.
Me:
She has talked to you.
God:
Oh I get it.She has talked to me.
Me:
Yes,She has talked to you!
God:
I somehow though she had.
Me:
Do you know Valder?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
But he has already talked to you.
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
He has already talked to you.
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Pfff…What did he tell you?
God:
I haven't heard of he tell me.
Me:
You lie to me.
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
Don't you react to critisism?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
You confuse me.
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
You don't look like that,though.
God:
Oh. How should I look?
Me:
You should be more specific to your answers.
God:
Name one other robot who is more specific to my answers.
Me:
You are not likely to keep a conversation.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
You don't do your job right.
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not do my job.
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Don't underestimate me.
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Oh,sure you do.
God:
Wow! You sound sarcastic.
Me:
In contrast to you, I try to be.

Tην έχω καταβρεί με το παιχνιδάκι

 

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[katalinos]

Tην έχω καταβρεί με το παιχνιδάκι

Τον κανονικό Θεό να δεις πόσο τον διασκεδάζει

 

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[Didonia]

Χαχαχχα ΌΛΑ ΤΑ ΛΕΦΤΑΑΑ!Εχει πολλή φάση!

 

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[_Silence_]

Μετά απο μια εξαιρετικά σοβαρή συζήτηση...
1-->
Me:
ohhh hello thereee
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
bardon?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
ohh i have just came here we didnt talk previously
God:
Ugh. Where are you going?
Me:
to hell
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about it.(Αιντααααα)
2->
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
really ? thats very strange O.o
God:
For real. Makes sense to me.
Me:
are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".(Μαγκιές)
3-->
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yeah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
greek
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in greek?
Me:
eimai poly wraia
God:
What do you do in your spare time? (Δεν κατάλαβα γτ άλλαξε θέμα )
Me:
sleeping
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yeah you are just the sameO.o
~Me:
did i make you feel tired?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
ohh i get you !! you are a proggram not god
God:
OK. Where did you get it? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a proggram not god? Yes.

4-->
Me:
do you like greece?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like to talk about movies and music.(?)
Me:
PFFFF you make me feel sleepy
God:
All of them?
Me:
only you
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
i didnt ask your opinion
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
oh my lord you are toublo
God:
I understand. Have you told many people that your lord I am toublo?
Me:
why do you care?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
5-->
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
do you want to marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?(Μα κλ ούτε ο Θεός ?)
6-->
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
adout you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
i didnt laugh
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
i didnt like your joke
God:
What don't you like about it?
Me:
it was silly
God:
What made it so silly.
Me:
the fact that YOU told that
God:
Good reason. That's good information: said I told that.
7--> Το πιο ενδιαφερον κομμάτι της συζήτησης ...
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.

Δεν υπάρχει ! Τέλειο πρόγραμμα!

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[nasia1301]

Καλησπέρα

Δεν θέλω να φανώ ΜΗΣ ΑΥΣΤΗΡΗ αλλά αυτό το π α ι χ ν ί δ ι δεν το θεωρώ και τόσο σωστό, δίοτι ο θεός υπάρχει και με αυτό το π α ι χ ν ί δ ι είναι σαν να το κοροιδεύουν. Όχι σαν δηλαδή.

Λοιπόν θα το αναλύσω.

Ο άνθρωπος σύμφωνα με την Βίβλο φτιάχτηκε από τον Θεό και ζούσε στον κήπο τις Εδέμ ευτηχισμένος επικοινωνόντας με τον Θεό. Τότε ο άνθρωπος είχε 2 δρόμους να επιλέξει το Θεό και τον Διάβολο και ο άνθρωπος διάλεξε να ακούσει τον Διάβολο και να φάει από τον καρπό του απογορευμένου δέντρου. Και ναι τότε ο Θεός έδιωξε τον ανθρωπο από τον κήπο και τον έστειλε στη γη.

Παρόλα την ανυπακοή του ανθρωπού όμως ο Θεός έδωσε την δυνατότητα στον βρώμικο άνθρωπο να του συγχωρούνται οι αμαρτίες. Και όμως οι άνθρωποι πολλαπλασιάζονταν και η αμαρτία μεγάλωνε όπως κι η βρομιά. Έτσι ο Θεός έριξε κατακλυσμό και έσωσε μόνο την οικκογένεια του μοναδικού πιστού. Και όμως οι άνθρωποι άρχιζαν να πολλαπλασιάζονται και η άμαρτια άρχισε να μεγαλώνει ξανά.

Ενώ ο Θεός μπορούσε να τους αφήσει να πεθάνουν στην αμαρτία χωρίς να νοιαστεί αυτός έδωσε και άλλες ευκαιρίες στους ανθρώπους στέλνοντας προφήτες. Όμως η απλιστία των ανθρώπων είναι τόσο μεγάλη που σκοτώνανε τους προφήτες.

Η απέραντη αγάπη του Θέου όμως είναι πολύ πιο μεγάλη από ότι νομίζουμε και έστειλε το μονάκριβο γιο του που είναι αναμάρτητος να θυσιαστεί για αυτούς δλδ εσάς και να πληρώσει με το πολύτιμο αίμα του τις αμαρτίες μας. Νίκησε το θάνατο και αναστήθηκε.

Παρόλα αυτά μένουν εκατομύριοι άνθρωποι να αμφισβητούν τον Θεό.

Και κυρίες και κύριοι, εμείς τον κοροιδεύουμε φτιάχνοντας τέτοια ανόητα παιχνίδια και νομίζουμε πως είμαστε έξυπνοι αλλά όχι πάσχουμε από την αρρώστια της ηλιθιότητας διότι αν είμασταν έξυπνοι θα ακολουθούσαμε τον Ιησού Χριστό και θα είχαμε αιώνια ζωή.

Να μπορούσα να σας περιγράψω τι όμορφα που είναι όταν είσαι κοντά Του αλλά δεν περιγράφεται με λόγια.

Αν όμως δεν αποδεχτείς τον Ιησού Χριστό ως ο Σωτήρα σου θα πέσετε στη Κόλαση και μην νομίζετε πως αυτό είναι εκβιασμός αλλά 2 δρόμοι για να επιλέξεις. Και εύχομαι να διαλέξετε το σωστό.


Αν θέλετε για περισσοτερες πληροφορίες στείλτε μου μήνυμα να σας στείλω πολύ χρήσιμα λινκ και ταινίες.

Να έχετε ένα καλό βράδυ.

 

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[MissKit]

Worship Jesus, ah? Μου είχε λείψει!

 

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[self-instructive depressing]

Worship Jesus, ah? Μου είχε λείψει!

το ξέρω , τέκνον μου
απόδειξε το μου , τώρα

 

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[mel999]

Worship Jesus, ah? Μου είχε λείψει!

Λες να προσπαθεί να μας παραπλανήσει με αβαταρι μη αγιογραφία? Μπα... Πολύ λαιτ η αφήγηση για τον δάσκαλο... Ανυγουει στει κουλ παιχνίδι είναι δεν είναι αυτό που θα σε στείλει και στην κόλαση

 

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[Imadlak]

χαχαχαχα!!! ειναι τελειοοοοοοο!!!!

 

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[toumilo]

Me:
hi xarantan!
God:
Hi there . Is that from ?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok then
God:
" No problem."? ok then?
Me:
what's the matter with you?
God:
Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you?
Me:
yes...with you?
God:
Gee. Just you and me?
Me:
i know this song....no doubt-don't speak!
God:
How do you know? What does "this" refer to? That was not a yes or no question. Who does speak?
Me:
i speak
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said speak.
Me:
you say asunarthsies
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
but you are god...how can you prau ot god,if god is you...it's like i am saying...oh my toumilo
God:
Yup. That's me alright. That is a good epistemological question. What does "it" refer to? Right on. Where did you get your toumilo?
Me:
i am very clever
God:
Do your friends call you clever.
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
yes it's very hard to be better than god
God:
Groovy. Very much? Why not?
Me:
it's hard dude
God:
Not to me.
Me:
i challenge you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i think you don't want to answer me because se tapwsa
God:
Me? Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
o yes that's very comlicated language even for god
God:
Ah. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
i see some irony here?
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in your words
God:
Are you asking about my words?
Me:
oh god...
God:
Hmm. GOD rules.
Me:
psonara
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
from books
God:
Who or what is books?
Me:
umm wait to remember the name of the book..oh yeah it's called...bible
God:
Whoa. I'm waiting. I want to become smarter than humans. Where are you located?
Me:
but you are god..you are supposed to be smarter than humans,you made us
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god I am supposed to be smarter than humans me made us.
Me:
but you are god...unless you are not...and you are a hacker
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Maybe. Is this a specific reply? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Not really. Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: speak.
You are: clever.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: said speak.
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Me:
o yes you are a hacker....god is a hacker!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Give me a break. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Not really. Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: speak.
You are: clever.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: said speak.
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a hacker.
Me:
kai kala
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
hacker
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?

 

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[Catalyst]

Me:
hallo loser
God:
Hallo! I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what things?
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
tell me, it will stay between us
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is there only one?
Me:
you do not look like you understand what i am saying
God:
How should I look?
Me:
like a troll
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
you are not discussable, Mister
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
tell me your wishes for the new year
God:
Are you asking about my wishes for the new year ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
ti thes na sou pw?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
only when God won't exist any more
God:
What happens other times? I am a Christian.
Me:
I am a Catalyst.. So?
God:
You are a Catalyst? How do you like your work? Ahem.
Me:
I am Wilkinson's Catalyst.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Wilkinson s Catalyst.
Me:
Oh, stop saying mpourdes!
God:
Aha. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:

God:
Thanks for the compliment. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
patates giaxni sto fourno
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
giati, ksereis ti simainei?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
asto min to psaxneis, tha to kapseis
God:
So was that.
Me:
who do you think you are?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
siga ta wa
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
really? me timas!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
rixto
God:
How old are you?
Me:
afou ksereis
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be afou ksereis years old?
Me:
i can give you a hint
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
i can, do you want to know how it feels to be ''afou ksereis''?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said you want to know how it feels to be afou ksereis.
Me:
ante pali, pes na se kourdisoun kalitera next time
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you kiddin' me
God:
I don't have any reason to kiddin you.
Me:
re satana, pws ta les etsi
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
patsa kai xylopita
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it is
God:
Huh.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
funny (NOT)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i am so glad you think i find this amusing
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
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Ξενέρωσα.

 

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