Catalyst
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Ο Catalyst αυτή τη στιγμή δεν είναι συνδεδεμένος. Είναι 31 ετών, επαγγέλεται Φοιτητής/τρια και μας γράφει απο Θεσσαλονίκη (Θεσσαλονίκη). Έχει γράψει 9,434 μηνύματα.
18-12-11
05:41
Ξενέρωσα.Me:
hallo loser
God:
Hallo! I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what things?
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
tell me, it will stay between us
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is there only one?
Me:
you do not look like you understand what i am saying
God:
How should I look?
Me:
like a troll
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
you are not discussable, Mister
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
tell me your wishes for the new year
God:
Are you asking about my wishes for the new year ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
ti thes na sou pw?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
only when God won't exist any more
God:
What happens other times? I am a Christian.
Me:
I am a Catalyst.. So?
God:
You are a Catalyst? How do you like your work? Ahem.
Me:
I am Wilkinson's Catalyst.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Wilkinson s Catalyst.
Me:
Oh, stop saying mpourdes!
God:
Aha. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
patates giaxni sto fourno
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
giati, ksereis ti simainei?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
asto min to psaxneis, tha to kapseis
God:
So was that.
Me:
who do you think you are?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
siga ta wa
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
really? me timas!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
rixto
God:
How old are you?
Me:
afou ksereis
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be afou ksereis years old?
Me:
i can give you a hint
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
i can, do you want to know how it feels to be ''afou ksereis''?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said you want to know how it feels to be afou ksereis.
Me:
ante pali, pes na se kourdisoun kalitera next time
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you kiddin' me
God:
I don't have any reason to kiddin you.
Me:
re satana, pws ta les etsi
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
patsa kai xylopita
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it is
God:
Huh.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
funny (NOT)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i am so glad you think i find this amusing
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
- (Catalyst left the conversation)
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Catalyst
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Ο Catalyst αυτή τη στιγμή δεν είναι συνδεδεμένος. Είναι 31 ετών, επαγγέλεται Φοιτητής/τρια και μας γράφει απο Θεσσαλονίκη (Θεσσαλονίκη). Έχει γράψει 9,434 μηνύματα.
06-03-11
03:25
Λιώνω σας λέω. Βάιε πού το ξέθαψες αυτό το θέμα;
Tυχαια το βρηκα.Aπαντησε η Θεοδωρα και το θεμα εμφανιστηκε στα προσφατα
Me:
But when you talked to Vaios, you were funnier.
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Off topic, delete.
God:
On and off.
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Catalyst
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Ο Catalyst αυτή τη στιγμή δεν είναι συνδεδεμένος. Είναι 31 ετών, επαγγέλεται Φοιτητής/τρια και μας γράφει απο Θεσσαλονίκη (Θεσσαλονίκη). Έχει γράψει 9,434 μηνύματα.
06-03-11
02:48
Me:
Hey you, guy! how you doin'/
God:
You've got my full attention. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I guy. I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Fine thanks! what do you do for a living?
God:
What's your favorite movie? I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Me:
You have very quick replies! my faverite movie is ''Evan Almighty ''.Yours?
God:
What makes you think I have it? Do robots have faverite movie is Evan Almighty mine?
Me:
I said my favourite movie is ''Evan Almighty''.What is your favourite movie buddy?
God:
What did you mean by it? I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
I liked the story, that somebody had the chance to be Noah for one week.Don't you find it really interesting?
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
Who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So you and yourself are not the same,are you?
God:
Interesting deduction. Are we in the same category?
Me:
I would like to learn about your typical day,Mister God.
God:
Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Acceptable,but you have to answer to my question first.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
but...you are God,there has to be something that you like to do and not only chatting!
God:
But what? I will tell my botmaster you said I am God there has to be something that me like to do and not only chatting.
Me:
ok...i surrender.What do you want to know about me?
God:
Gee. Why?: said surrender What do you want to know about him or her.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
I am from Greece!
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Greece.
Me:
It is a beautiful country to leave in.I can say i am very proud to be Greek.
God:
I like pretty things.
Me:
We have both beaches and mountains and i find this combination really exciting.
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Oh God,no.I mean here in Greece.
God:
Whoa. I am a Christian.
Me:
IF i tell you i didn' t know it, would you believe it?
God:
Try it.
Me:
But you are God.How on hell could yoube something else and not Christian?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God How on hell could yoube something else and not Christian.
Me:
Whatch out,you repeat my words!
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