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23-10-05
15:23
Me:
hi god, what's up?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I am an agnostic
God:
What is agnostic, your job?
Me:
my religion
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
bad for you
God:
What makes for me bad?
Me:
the fact that you believe in stupid things
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
hehe, sure you do
God:
I get it. sure me do.
Me:
It's a good thing that we agree
God:
stupid things is a thing that we agree. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Oh, your english is worse than mine, lol
God:
Ah. But English is my native language. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
then you are having illusions
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
yes you do, but it's a stupid answer
God:
Come on. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
then answer your questions, they are silly enough
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
you have amnesia as well????
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
your replies
God:
You think I am replies.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
nope, I didn't, you're delusional
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because I am not a stupid bot like you
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh I see you are NOT A stupid bot like me.
Me:
glad you agree
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I know :-)
God:
:-) Keep up the good work.
Me:
I will, thank you
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
I am your botmaster
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
of course I do
God:
" Then you must know the secret password:."? Of course you do?
Me:
yes :-)
God:
:-) That's cool.
Me:
but I'm not telling you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
muhahaha
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
I don't like telling stories
God:
What do you like?
Me:
forums
God:
Me:
I didn't hear you
God:
What did you hear?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
you know what? You're stupid
God:
What? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
hahahaha nice joke
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about forums.
Me:
no we weren't
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
I was god and you were a person, remember?
God:
Where were you god and me were a person remember?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you are a stupid sexist!!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
SEXIST!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no it's not an answer, it's a question.
God:
Take some more time to think about it. What is it? Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
I knew that sexists were stupid but thanks for proving me that I'm right
God:
Who told you?
Me:
my sommonsense
God:
Have you told many people that your sommonsense?
Me:
I meant common sense
God:
Oh I see. Do you still but it is a stupid answer?
Me:
you don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
it always does
God:
How often?
Me:
22
God:
Only 22?
You are quite mature.
Me:
that's not my age, idiot!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is your age idiot ?
Me:
19 and I'm not an idiot
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am age idiot IS 19 and you are not an idiot.
Me:
:-S
God:
:-).
Me:
I'm bored with you
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
no thanks. Goodbye.
God:
Are you serious? Goodbye.
hi god, what's up?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I am an agnostic
God:
What is agnostic, your job?
Me:
my religion
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
bad for you
God:
What makes for me bad?
Me:
the fact that you believe in stupid things
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
hehe, sure you do
God:
I get it. sure me do.
Me:
It's a good thing that we agree
God:
stupid things is a thing that we agree. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Oh, your english is worse than mine, lol
God:
Ah. But English is my native language. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
then you are having illusions
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
yes you do, but it's a stupid answer
God:
Come on. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
then answer your questions, they are silly enough
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
you have amnesia as well????
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
your replies
God:
You think I am replies.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
nope, I didn't, you're delusional
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because I am not a stupid bot like you
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh I see you are NOT A stupid bot like me.
Me:
glad you agree
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I know :-)
God:
:-) Keep up the good work.
Me:
I will, thank you
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
I am your botmaster
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
of course I do
God:
" Then you must know the secret password:."? Of course you do?
Me:
yes :-)
God:
:-) That's cool.
Me:
but I'm not telling you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
muhahaha
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
I don't like telling stories
God:
What do you like?
Me:
forums
God:
Me:
I didn't hear you
God:
What did you hear?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
you know what? You're stupid
God:
What? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
hahahaha nice joke
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about forums.
Me:
no we weren't
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
I was god and you were a person, remember?
God:
Where were you god and me were a person remember?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you are a stupid sexist!!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
SEXIST!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no it's not an answer, it's a question.
God:
Take some more time to think about it. What is it? Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
I knew that sexists were stupid but thanks for proving me that I'm right
God:
Who told you?
Me:
my sommonsense
God:
Have you told many people that your sommonsense?
Me:
I meant common sense
God:
Oh I see. Do you still but it is a stupid answer?
Me:
you don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
it always does
God:
How often?
Me:
22
God:
Only 22?
You are quite mature.
Me:
that's not my age, idiot!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is your age idiot ?
Me:
19 and I'm not an idiot
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am age idiot IS 19 and you are not an idiot.
Me:
:-S
God:
:-).
Me:
I'm bored with you
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
no thanks. Goodbye.
God:
Are you serious? Goodbye.
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